Obligatory ‘mai waifu’ post

August 31, 2009 by Kairu

Since this blog is the only one which has no obligatory mai waifu post, I will make this obligatory mai waifu post now. I am not really picky on my waifus. It’s more like a love at first sight basis. lulz. Well there are some factors I consider on choosing my favorite character, but meh I don’t really care by now.

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Haruhi Suzumiya IS my first waifu. I was a weaboo that time that I really worship Haruhi a lot. But now, I’m getting bored of Haruhi now that 2nd season of her show started. What I like about her is her ‘attitude’. She has a unique personality which is very likable for all otakus. That WAS my thought that time. It changed a year later. I regret saying that her personality is unique. You already know what I mean by now. But Haruhi will still be in my heart. ;_;

If Haruhi will be my waifi in 3d taimu (or in reality), she’ll probably make me a bitch just like what he is doing with Kyon. I dont want to be HER bitch. I want HER to be my bitch.

I really love KyoAni girls. That’s why I like Tomoyo Sakagami so much. I chose Tomoyo between those other Clannad girls. And if I were to rate them Clannad girls, Tomoyo > Kyou > Fuuko > Nagisa > Ryou > Kotomi. What I liked about Tomoyo was.. uhmm.. I dont really know. I just find her pretty that’s all. Maybe because of her personality? Wakarimasen lol.

Wait what? Why is Konata Izumi here in my ‘MAI WAIFU’ post? She really is not a ‘waifu’ type if this happened on reality. But WHY IS SHE ON MY ‘MAI WAIFU’ POST!? Well, I just can’t help it. Who wouldn’t like Konata!? Every otaku loves her so much! Maybe she isn’t a waifu type of girl because of her abnormal size, childish personality and otakudom but who cares. But in reality, I would just make Konata my friend. I think it will be happy being with Konata I guess. Amirite Kagami~n?

I really should post Shana on my ‘mai waifu’ post. Because I USED to like Shana. But now I hate anyone who is voiced by Kugimiya Rie, a tsundere and has similarity with any of the ff. characters, Nagi, Taiga, Louise. If I were to rank those Rie tsunderes, I would pick of course, Shana on top. She IS the original tsundere right? I dont really need to explain why I used to like Shana. You already know.

I usually doesnt like small girls or kids because Im not normally a faggot and a pedophile and because I hate kids, but Mariko is just so adorable! She is so strong which I liked so much. Too bad she just appeared on 2 episodes of Elfen Lied. I demand an OVA focusing on her! Also, why put a bomb on her? Poor thing. ;_;

On a very related note, here is my animu harem:

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Posted in Anime, Random Shit | Tagged animu harem, no this is not a filler post, top 5, weaboo | 27 Comments

27 Responses

on August 31, 2009 at 4:36 am | Reply Noirsword

A pretty conservative list you got here. Needs more WTF choices. Since you showed us yours… *blush*, I’ll show you mine which admittedly needs to be updated because some of them aren’t there anymore. Behold the WTF-ness.

http://www.wolfhurricane.com/2008/05/29/my-top-20-anime-girls-10-1/
on August 31, 2009 at 4:43 am | Reply Shin

She’s a cartoon not your waifu.
- on August 31, 2009 at 4:51 am | Reply moritheil
  
  I think you mean “a cartoon, and thus your waifu.”
- on August 31, 2009 at 6:40 am | Reply Hangmen
  
  This.
  
  http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f5/HangmenHeaven/Argue%20Disapprove/1246096134201.jpg
- on September 2, 2009 at 8:54 am | Reply Kairu
  
  Feels bad man. ;_;
on August 31, 2009 at 5:23 am | Reply glothelegend

Missing:

Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Maria (Hayate no Gotoku)

Oh wait, I forgot, I’m already married to both of them.
- on September 2, 2009 at 8:57 am | Reply Kairu
  
  http://kielmaru07.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/1248777079928.jpg
on August 31, 2009 at 5:33 am | Reply Rakuen

I’d go for Tomoyo on any day. But I’m already devoted to my waifu Ritsu, so it’s a no go.
- on September 2, 2009 at 8:58 am | Reply Kairu
  
  You’re married to a lesbian?!
  - on October 14, 2009 at 6:11 am | Reply Rakuen
    
    Problems?
on August 31, 2009 at 9:16 am | Reply animekritik

so which one is the real, top, awesome waifu right now??
- on September 2, 2009 at 8:59 am | Reply Kairu
  
  Right now? No one yet. I’m very picky you know.
on August 31, 2009 at 11:35 am | Reply Koji Oe

You have some interesting tastes. Very different from me at least haha.
on August 31, 2009 at 4:00 pm | Reply phossil

Different and diverse tastes in personalitties: Haruhi and Konata combination and then Tomoyo??
- on September 2, 2009 at 9:06 am | Reply Kairu
  
  I’m a KyoAnifag. Problem?
on August 31, 2009 at 7:29 pm | Reply Reltair

Tomoyo and C.C., nice!
on September 1, 2009 at 5:36 am | Reply Thingle IS da Asian Sensation

uhhh. why are most of them high school girls?
- on September 2, 2009 at 9:06 am | Reply Kairu
  
  Because I hate kids.
on September 1, 2009 at 9:09 pm | Reply ETERNAL

I used to like Haruhi for the same reason too, back when I was first getting into moe. I don’t mind her though, I just don’t like her as much as I used to.

Also, I haven’t seen Elfen Lied, but I think Shana is loli enough for people to call you pedo
- on September 2, 2009 at 9:08 am | Reply Kairu
  
  I hate lolis and any types of kids. But Shana was different. I just fell inlove with her. wwwwww
on September 1, 2009 at 10:39 pm | Reply Seo Entertainment

Tomoyo !!! and Kotomi! for me… the king is Saber though
on September 2, 2009 at 1:20 am | Reply digitalboy

There seem to be two kinds of waifu lists: People who dive totally into the moe character pile, and people who have no interest in it at all. You and Eternal seem to be the former, with AnimeKritik and myself being the latter.
- on September 2, 2009 at 9:09 am | Reply Kairu
  
  I HATE MOE.
  - on September 3, 2009 at 12:04 am | Reply digitalboy
    
    So you hate your ENTIRE LIST?
    - on September 3, 2009 at 9:01 am | Reply Kairu
      
      Yes. I just put them because I USED to love them since I USED to like moe a lot. There are no decent waifu nowadays for me that’s why.
on September 2, 2009 at 5:14 am | Reply animekritik

@digitalboy

Ahhrg!! Mine is a harem list, not a waifu list. Don’t you get me in trouble with the Mrs. now!!
on September 25, 2009 at 1:42 am | Reply The age old typical mai waifu post « クロス† チャネル

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